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Katy Perry Cooling Off Naked By A Pool

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Summer is here and unfortunately that means that celebrity harlots like Katy Perry are stripping out of their clothes in an effort to try and beat the heat.


As you can see in the photo above, Katy gets naked, spreads her legs, and airs out her sex organs to cool down while lounging by a pool. One can only hope that some of the pool’s heavily chlorinated water splashed up and soaked Katy’s filthy lady parts, as they no doubt stink like a sewer rat with leprosy.


Katy may have been able to get brief break from the blazing summer sun by getting naked by this pool, but there will be no respite from the heat when she is burning for all eternity in the hellfire for this and her numerous other crimes against morality. Yes rest assured that in the end when Katy sits in judgement before Allah she will wish that she had spent the summer months sweating it out in a thick black wool burka, rather than whoring her nude flesh in the photo above.


Victoria Justice Naked With Her Legs Spread

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Victoria Justice gets naked, spreads her legs, and shows off her sinfully smooth cock box in the photo above.


It is no wonder that Victoria looks so pleased with herself in this nude pic, as her hairless lady bits inexplicably look nubile, fresh, clean, and tight. In fact, us Muslims have married 9-year-olds with more developed looking private parts then Victoria Justice is sporting in this pic.


No doubt Victoria has undergone some sort of vaginal restoration using the Jew science of plastic surgery to make her well used baby cave look so young and vibrant. In fact, Victoria almost certainly got the number of the doctor that gave Bruce Jenner his new snatch, for if he could mold a cunt into that old homoqueer’s crotch you know that he could work this sort of miracle on Victoria’s banged out beef curtains. Truly this doctor’s labial abilities speak for themselves in this Victoria Justice nude photo, and he is at the top of the pussy profession.

Gold Metal Olympic Gymnast Aly Raisman Nude Video

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2-time Olympic gold metal winning gymnast Aly Raisman shows off her muscular nude body in ESPN The Magazine’s body issue.


As you can see in the video below, Aly has the powerful frame and sturdy hindquarters one looks for in a woman, as she could no doubt pull the plow over many hectares of land in a single day. Of course since she is a Westerner it is not surprising to see that Aly completely squanders her talents, as she spends her days prancing around and spinning through the air to no real purpose all in the name of “gymnastics”.



In the end it is best that Aly is not serving us Muslims for she is a Jewess and thus the spawn of Satan himself… not to mention that all of her muscle mass was probably achieved through the needle… as she no doubt injects herself with the tears Palestinian children for their magical properties.


Besides, women who choose to compete in athletics instead of giving birth and tending to their chores at home are unnatural and hopelessly depraved. This is evidenced by Aly Raisman naked in this video, and further evidenced by Olympian and curling world champion Eve Muirhead in the leaked blowjob photos below. Though at least to Eve’s credit her “sport” of curling revolves around sweeping.

 

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Emma Watson Nude Portfolio Pics Leaked

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Everyone knows that actresses often send out head shots to casting directors to try and land roles in heathen Hollywood. However, what many do not realize is that the more successful actresses like Emma Watson also send out fully nude photos to stand out from the crowd.


As you can see in the photos above, Emma Watson’s nude portfolio pics were just leaked online. In them Emma showcases her range as an actress by displaying her sinfully smooth girlie bits with both her legs apart and pressed together.


No doubt these nude pics are the reason why Emma has been able to maintain some semblance of an acting career after the Harry Potter series came to an end. Of course us Muslims would like to see the original photos Emma’s Mom sent out all those years ago to help her daughter land the role of Hermione in that billion dollar movie franchise.

Sophie Turner Nude ‘Game of Thrones’ Sneak Peek At Comic Con

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The nerds at Comic Con were given a special sneak peek at feisty redhead Sophie Turner nude for season 6 of the hit HBO series “Game of Thrones” in the photo above. As you can see winter is certainly coming, and it no doubt will continue to be coming all over Sophie’s face and up her lady holes, as Sophie’s character “Sansa” walks naked through the snow in an effort to become “Wardeness of the North”.


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Of course showcasing her nude “Game of Thrones” debut got Sophie Turner extremely turned on, and she proceeded to spend the rest of Comic Con in a state of heightened arousal. Sophie even went as far as to molest her “Game of Thrones” co-stars Maisie Williams in the photo above, and Natalie Dormer in the photos below.

 

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As you can see in the photo below, in an effort to finally quell Sophie’s raging lecherous urges, Comic Con event coordinators had to call in a stunt cock for her to suck.


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With such lustful whores like Sophie, Natalie, and Maisie on set it is amazing that “Game of Thrones” gets any filming done at all, and one has to seriously question if some of the show’s notoriously graphic sex scenes are in fact improvised.

Jennifer Lawrence Caught Sunning Herself In The Nude

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Jennifer Lawrence was caught on camera slipping out of her white sundress to tan her nude body in the photo above.


It is good to see that Jennifer Lawrence is up to her old tricks, and is still brazenly prostituting her sinful naked feminine flesh. It had been so many months since we’ve seen any new photos of Jennifer nude that us Muslims were starting to worry that she had turned over a new leaf, and had become a chaste woman who we’d no longer have cause to stone.


However, as you can see in the photo above, our fear was unfounded and Jennifer Lawrence is just as big of a whore as ever. It will be a glorious day when she is finally dragged before a Sharia court, and sentenced for her crimes against morality. Then her skin will turn redder than a sun burn when she is stripped naked, taken to the town square, and lashed with a switch made of the finest thick Nile reeds.

Wet Selena Gomez Spread Naked In A Chair

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After a long day of picking lettuce under the blazing summer sun, not only is Selena Gomez’s back wet, but the rest of her is body is covered in sweat as well in the nude photo above.


I don’t care how hot it is out, there is absolutely no excuse for Selena Gomez to be airing out her overheated lady chalupa like this. Musliminas work out in the fields under much more intense desert heat in full body black wool burkas and they don’t complain (sure a couple of the more feeble ones drop dead every now and then, but they certainly don’t complain).


In fact, on a particularly brutal summer day last year I personally had to stone one of my women just for lifting her veil to wipe her brow. Needless to say the execution of her lapidation was exhausting and I needed a full day of constant fanning with palms while being fed chilled dates to recover. So one can imagine what us Muslims would do to a shiftless Mexican whore like Selena Gomez for sitting around naked like this in this pic.

Miley Cyrus Finally Shows A Clear Shot Of Her Nude Vagina

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Finally a clear shot of Miley Cyrus’ vagina in a nude photo has been leaked online. As you can see in the photo above, the wait is over and Miley Cyrus’ piss flaps are clearly visible for everyone to see.


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Of course what is truly remarkable about this new Miley Cyrus nude is not what it does show, but what it doesn’t. One would not think it would be possible for a girl like Miley to have such a tight little snatch, with not a trace of herpes or genital warts to be seen.


Clearly Miley’s astonishingly fresh lady bits are the result of her being a secret Muslimina, who only pretends to partake in obscene amounts of depravity to hasten the decline of the Western world. In reality Miley is actually a chaste virgin who is waiting for the coming Islamic victory and establishment of the world caliphate to receive her reward of getting her orifices vigorously sexed by us virile Muslim men.


Katy Perry Pretends To Be A Nude Statue

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Pop star Katy Perry strips naked in a museum and pretends that she is a nude statue in the disturbing photo above.


Only a Western whore like Katy Perry would have the hubris to think that her nude body could be mistaken for a work of art. The Qur’an is very clear that there is absolutely nothing aesthetically appealing about the female form, and that the only halal statues are ones that celebrate powerful masculine men, productive camels, and particularly attractive goats.


Yes with its perfectly symmetrical bulbous titties and shapely hips Katy Perry’s nude body is a disgrace, and extremely offensive on the eyes. If a degenerate sculptor were to carve her out of marble us Muslims would pick up the statue and stone her with it… Come to think of it, stoning a Jezebel with a stone shaped like her own body would be quite meta and fun. Someone show this photo to one of those depraved Italians, so that he’ll start hacking away at a rock now.

Nude Celebrity Auditions For ‘Naked News’

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The video above appears to be a compilation of leaked audition tapes of celebrities Emma Watson, Alice Eve, Kaley Cuoco, Gillian Jacobs, Katy Perry, Jennifer Aniston, Miley Cyrus, and Rebecca Romijn getting nude for “Naked News“.


Of course it is not at all surprising to see these big name celebrities stripping naked in the hopes of a landing a spot on an adult Internet news site, for celebrity harlots are the most brazen of whores in the world and they never pass up an opportunity to prostitute their bare female flesh for fame and fortune.


Unfortunately for these celebs none of them got jobs on “Naked News”, because they all could not stop babbling about themselves and just take off their clothes and read the damn news. This is of course fine with me as I get all my world news from Al Jazeera, by political news from the Taliban News Network (TNN), and my weather from Mexican weather woman Yanet Garcia (who is the best in the business, as you can see in the video below).



However, if you wish to get your news presented to you by nude women then you can sign up for a special discounted membership of $0.14 a day through this link.

Ariana Grande Naked And Showing Off Her Ass

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Ariana Grande gets naked and shows off her ass in the pathetically desperate photo above.


Clearly Ariana is dying to get her tight little lady holes split open and stretched by the enormous manhoods of us virile Muslim men, so she is trying to entice us into sin with this nude photo. Unfortunately for Ariana, though she may have an ass as taut as any of the finest Muslim dancing boys, she is unlikely to ever know the unimaginable pleasure of getting her rectum pulverized by an Islamic meat scud for she has laid with a dirt skin abid in the past.


Luckily all hope is not lost for Ariana, for if she were to convert to Islam and undergo a thorough delousing we may consider using her as an oral only concubine. At the very least we would allow her to fully redeem herself for her former mudshark ways by wearing the martyr vest into a Popeyes or welfare office. For we must not forget that Allah is nothing if not a loving and forgiving God.

Jennifer Lawrence Spread Naked For Her Bath

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Jennifer Lawrence spreads her legs and airs out her stinking cock cave while naked and waiting for her bathtub to fill in the photo above.


Jennifer spread eagle on the rim of this tub, is a quite literal interpretation of the term “a whore’s bath”. Of course in Jennifer’s case instead of scrubbing out the old spunk from her banged out orifices, she is proudly displaying it festering inside of her while in the nude.


Though she is certainly a vile slut it would be extremely difficult for us pious Muslims to resist bending Jennifer Lawrence over the side of this tub, grabbing her by her pigtails, plunging our mighty man meat deep inside of her, and pounding out her lady holes… Although the whole time we’d be holding her head underwater just like we did to Whitney Houston and her daughter Bobbi Kristina Brown… Just kidding we didn’t do the sex part with them that would be wrong.

Miley Cyrus Fully Nude With Her Legs Spread In An Outtake Photo

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Miley Cyrus poses fully nude with her legs spread wide in the leaked outtake picture above from her recent Paper Magazine photo shoot.


Of course there are almost certainly MANY more nude outtake photos of Miley spread eagle and showing off her cock box in existence, but this was the first one to be released online. Unfortunately this photo is a little disappointing as Miley’s pubic bush just isn’t up to our pious Muslim standards, for Miley’s sinful lady lips are visible through the hairs.


Hopefully Miley Cyrus will work at cultivating a rich thick pubic thatch between her legs, so that the next time we see her it looks like she has Don King in a leg lock. For there is nothing us Muslims would enjoy more than nestling up to Miley’s moist musty crotch beard and feel its whisker tickling our cheeks, as the weevils from our own manly face beards burrow into her loins.

Emma Watson’s Naked Ass In A Chair

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Emma Watson thinks she is all prim and proper because she is English, however as you can see in the nude photo above Emma doesn’t know the first thing about sitting like a lady.


Of course technically women should never sit, as they should be in constant motion tending to their future Jihadist offspring and performing chores, until they collapse from exhaustion and are dragged out to the barn and locked in their cage for the night. However, if a woman must sit she certainly should not do so while completely naked and with her asshole and lady cave hanging off the back of the chair as Emma Watson is doing in this pic.


Yes if us Muslims caught Emma Watson sitting like this we’d shove an IED up her anus and launch her into Israel. For the only way seeing Emma sitting would be slightly halal is if she were doing so in a full burka with her legs and arms crossed, and her eyes downcast at the floor while reciting verses from the holy Qur’an.

Iliza Shlesinger Posts A Nude Selfie

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“Last Comic Standing” season six winner Iliza Shlesinger just posted the hilarious nude selfie above to her Instagram account.


As ridiculous as the idea is to us Muslims, in the West some women are consider clever enough to be called “comediennes”, and they make a living off of “entertaining” the hopelessly depraved and brain dead infidel masses. Iliza is one of these types of women, and as you can see in the photos below she is by far the most talented of the bunch.


Of course because of their tiny brains women are not capable of witty or even original thoughts, so while onstage comediennes like Iliza Shlesinger rely on simply talking about pop culture, their vaginas, and what tremendous whores they are. They then go on social media apps like Instagram and violate their terms of service by posting ridiculously slutty photos like this nude selfie, to garner attention and show just how “irreverent” they can be. Which is a shame because Iliza’s hard body would make her an excellent well digger, but it is not hard enough to withstand the mighty lapidation she just earned by brazenly showing it off in the sinful photos below.

 

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Chloe Grace Moretz Completely Nude Photo

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18-year-old “Kick-Ass” and “Hugo” star Chloe Grace Moretz poses completely nude in the photo above.


Unfortunately for Chloe this photo is about ten years too late to entice us virile Muslim men. In fact the sight of Chloe’s fully developed sex organs actually sickens and offends our pious Muslim aesthetic, for the Qur’an is very clear that women of such an advanced age are haram and that they should be disposed of either through martyrdom or by being taken out back, shot, and then tossed on top of the compost heap.


Of course since Chloe lives in the backwards Western world she will be allowed to continue prostituting her decrepit nude body for years to come. One can only hope that by continuously exposing her elderly nude frame, Chloe eventually contracts influenza and her tired and frail body succumbs to the illness thus sparing us the disturbing sight of her weathered flesh deteriorating before our eyes in photos like the one above.

Kaley Cuoco Spreads Open Her Lady Lips

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“The Big Bang Theory” star Kaley Cuoco spreads open her lady lips to reveal her remarkably tight looking hole in the photo above.


Obviously Kaley Cuoco’s surprisingly tiny cock cave is not from a lack of whoring, as she is one of the most degenerate sluts in all of heathen Hollywood. Rather Kaley’s taut sex pit is the result of the pathetically microscopic size of the average infidel male’s manhood.


After seeing this photo it finally makes sense why a “big bang” is just a theory to Kaley Cuoco, because she has clearly never experienced a righteous vaginal stretching from a Muslim’s enormous meat scud. Rest assured that if just once Kaley’s vagina had been given the honor of being viciously pounded out as a Muslim’s f*ck toy, her hole would be as wide as a well and her labia would be permanently flattened against her inner thighs from the force of our mighty pelvic thrusts.

Kristen Bell Poses For A Nude Photo

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Mouse faced liberal whore Kristen Bell has made a living off of starring in romantic comedies because she is just unattractive enough that women do not find her threatening. However, now Kristen is putting her asexual status in jeopardy by posing nude in the photo above.


No doubt Kristen Bell is naked in this photo to promote one of her idiotic liberal causes like citizenship for transsexual illegal immigrants, or the even more moronic “Black Lives Matter” campaign.


Come to think of it, this Kristen Bell nude is almost certainly related to Black Lives Matters, as it comes right on the heels of the anniversary of the justified shooting death of giant nig nog Michael Brown in Ferguson, Missouri. I have to admit that Kristen is certainly doing an effective job of protecting black lives with this pic, because after looking at it the only people I want to kill are stupid privileged liberal white girls obsessed with associating themselves with the bullshit victimhood of minorities.

Ariana Grande And Elizabeth Gillies Caught Naked In Bed Together

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Former “Victorious” castmates Ariana Grande and Elizabeth Gillies were caught naked in bed together in the scandalous photo above.


Of course this isn’t the first time Ariana and Liz have been caught on camera engaging in sinful lesodyke behavior. Who could forget these classic photos of the girls back when they were hormonal teenagers, and curiously exploring and experimenting with each others’ nubile bodies.


Yes it is certainly sickening to think that after all these years Ariana and Liz are still passionately tonguing each others sin beans and scissoring their lady lips together. Of course it is not surprising considering that they have always been and continue to be tremendous whores. To that point Ariana Grande just shared the video below of herself in a bikini top promising to have webcam sex with random fans who follow her on Twitter. Talk about taking social media whoring to the next level!


Karen Gillan Nude Outtake Photo Leaked

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This nude outtake photo of “Guardians of the Galaxy” and “Doctor Who” star Karen Gillan has just been leaked to the Web.


This naked outtake picture was part of a saucy photo shoot Karen Gillan did for “Fire Crotch Weekly” back in 2012. Luckily for them the magazine’s editor had the good sense to not include this image in their publication, or us Muslims would of had to drop a “Charlie Hebdo” type of ass whipping on their offices.


Yes there is nothing more offensive to the pious Muslim aesthetic then the sight of sinful bare ginger flesh. For red is the color of the devil, and thus redheaded women like Karen Gillan are all djinn infested succubuses, who use their silk smooth milky white skin and overly stimulated pink lady parts to try and suck the manly essence from us virile Muslims. Well unfortunately for Karen the joke is on her, for us Muslims are immune to her feminine charms as the blessed Prophet is the only guardian of the galaxy we want to be close to.

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